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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: funyankeeguy on July 24, 2011, 05:33 pm
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hello friends. i am looking for someone that can shoot a short video for me. it can be yourself in the video, or an arrangement of images or video clips with the script as the sound, in the form of an advertising commercial. the script is a bit extreme and its going to take some personality to pull it off.
this is a rough draft of the script and of course needs some changing or some ad libbing/improvising.
1/8 oz. (3.5 grams) commercial mid grade cannabis
Seller:
funyankeeguy(98)
Price:
฿2.61
Ships from: east coast, usa
Ships to: usa
Description:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=58f1f7b34e6f2fb15aaf08c92cb568cd.png
1/8 oz. (3.5 grams) commercial mid grade cannabis
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT STOP THE GODDAMN PRESS IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
You better prepare your whiny little bitch ass because i dont think you are going to be able to handle this.
OMG! this weed is a no named stain and wont take shit from anyone, so dont even try.
you know that feeling you get when you want to smoke something that gets you high, without it costing you a fuck ton of money? say good-fucking-riddance to that shit because this shit will get you high any goddamn time you want.
Hold the fuck up! do you see that? do you FUCKING SEE that? just look at it being all ready to get smoked. you could smoke the shit out of it. you could get 2 of them and put them together and fucking smoke all day. this is the most versatile shit on the market.
Check this weed, motherfucker. 3.5 grams fuck yes. look at the shit. its slow cured or some shit. it might be organic, fuck if i know. its why you get up in the morning. you want in on this shit? fuck yea you do.
OMG! oh my sweet son of mary and joseph. back the fun bus the fuck up. its not exotic weed. but its not brick/dirt weed. shit man, i dont know what to say. dont get it? let me spell this bitch out for you.
-you can smoke this shit in a bowl or a bong.
-you can roll this shit up in to blunt or joint. nobodys judging your shit. am i? fuck no.
-i smoke this shit, and im cool as shit.
-dont you look at that and think i want to smear my dick all over that slut?
-motherfucker please, you want to rape that bitch with your asscheeks.
-christ almighty, i could smoke this shit all day and not even give half a shit.
i am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this. i want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my goddamn eyes.
HOLY FUCKING DICKWEED its motherfucking hot, but youre smart, so you have some of this shit right here. you think this shit is weak? think again. you know you want to stick your cock in it. you are hardcore as fuck if you got some of this shit.
your life has never been this exciting. grab some of this shit and pack a bowl and stuff it in your mouth and smoke it. what the fuck else do you want? a blowjob? fuck look at you now your a pimp. you can get more pussy in one day than ron jeremy got in his whole life.
holy shit dude check out this fucking weed. it comes vacuum sealed. fucking vacuum sealed! you are going to get so much pussy if you have this fucking weed. works with lighters or matches so you dont need to build your own fire from scratch.
BACK THE FUCK UP!!! because its time for some motherfucking mids. check this shit out. ever felt like smoking weed? No? well fuck you. this weed is so good youll want fuck yourself up with a chainsaw, and its easy to see why. with all this thc and shit, this weed is more awesome than a robot caveman punching god in the dick.
lets take a second to examine this ass kicking shit.
-weed will help you get pussy like WHOA. bitches will smear their greasy fish cunts all over your face when the see you holding a handful of this shit.
-sure theres exotic weed out there, but this shit tastes so good you wont give three fucks about four fucks.
-this shit will make you buff as fuck. open a 55 gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak ass fucks that try to cop your weed.
-OH FUCK, you can even get high off this shit. thats right, you can fucking smoke it and get high. high as shit.
what are you waiting for? go and buy some of this shit right now. bitches love this shit. they see you with this shit and their cooze gets like the fucking everglades.
do you see this? do you know what this is? this is weed. its mission in nature is to get you high. its motherfucking weed. when you see weed, do you know what to do? you stand the fuck still. you chill the fuck out and hope someone passes it to you so you can get fucked up today. you stand right the fuck there and wait for it to get to you and then you smoke it and then you go the fuck home.
HOLY FUCKING TREES WITH DICKS look at this motherfucking weed.
-this shit gets you stoned.
-cops all hate it.
-it comes vacuum sealed. holy cuntcans you better fucking buy it.
-3.5 grams. count them. each and every one of them.
hold it just a cunt-punching minute....is this weed for sale? YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS! just look at that shit up there and hold back the tears of joy. i fucking dare you.
step up to the plate like a real man and start smoking this shit. this is the ultimate shit to smoke. your friends will try to mooch this shit so youll have to beat their fucking asses.
CAN YOU HANDLE THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT? this fucking shit will blow your goddamned mind apart like a baby in a microwave. this shit is shipped via usps to keep the fucking cops out and hold in the fucking awesome shit. fuck. this shit rocks so hard it will knock the shit out of your ass, into the toilet, and it will flush itself. THATS HOW FUCKING INTENSE THIS SHIT IS!
you can PM me here, or on SRM if you have any questions or are interested in submitting a video for consideration.
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Pioneering~!
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Hey FunYankeeGuy,
With all due affection:
2 bowls mids +Adderall + 8mg dilaudid IV + 2 Mayans + unidentified blue man embossed X pill=FunYankeeGuy writing commercial copy
I kid, I kid. :D
That said, the SR listings NEED some good priced mids. No doubt!
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I don't know if I could make a quality video for this, but I'd be interested in providing audio for it. I've got access to a friend who works in radio and has plenty of recording gear laying about, and he knows how to mix stuff properly. I should be able to get a hold of him within the next week or so to get it together if you're interested. I think we could do a pretty good job for you, but as I said, I'd be a bit at a loss for constructing a video. Lack the gear, and don't really work so well with visual medium anyway. Let me know if you'd be interested, and I'll give him a call to see if I can get something going for you.
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is this a commercial for your product??
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I don't know if I could make a quality video for this, but I'd be interested in providing audio for it. I've got access to a friend who works in radio and has plenty of recording gear laying about, and he knows how to mix stuff properly. I should be able to get a hold of him within the next week or so to get it together if you're interested. I think we could do a pretty good job for you, but as I said, I'd be a bit at a loss for constructing a video. Lack the gear, and don't really work so well with visual medium anyway. Let me know if you'd be interested, and I'll give him a call to see if I can get something going for you.
how many btc would you be asking for the job? do you think you can pull it off? id love to hear what you can do. would you agree that after i pay you for the work, i own all rights to the recording?
is this a commercial for your product??
yes.